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| Win Quote vs. Andy | Never show your miserable mug before me again, you scum! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy | Quit the bodyguard biz, pal! |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary | Wow, that Commando Sambo was one mean move! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Nice footwork, pal. We'll have to do this again! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei/Chonshu | Try again, pal? |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | Duck, ya need more practice! |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | You were strong. You're ready for a comeback! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | Lose to you? You're funny! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | A strong competitor. A few more years of training should do the trick! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Joe, head on back to Thailand! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | So, you're the famous Kim. |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | Mai, read your family scrolls. Shiranui is Japanese for loser! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | Mochizuki, you've lost your magic! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | I'll never lose again, bro! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Come on, I'm just getting started! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Bob/Chonrei/Hon Fu/Sokaku | You call that fighting? Good grief! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Franco/Blue Mary/Terry/Yamazaki | Is there no one to fight me? |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu/Mai | Go home and have kids, toots! |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | Come on and make an ass of yourself. Heh, heh. |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | G, G, G... Geese. Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you? |
| Win Quote vs. Joe/Kim | Oh, give it up. You don't have the power! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | You call yourself a ninja? You're just too weak, dear. |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Blue Mary/Geese/Yamazaki | Lose to you? Wa, hah, hah! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Wow, Bob, that was fun! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei/Chonshu/Duck/Franco/Hon Fu/Kim/Sokaku | Whoops, don't know my own strength. Sorry. |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Now that we're finished, I'll take the stun gun. It's scary out there! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | I hate weaklings. Take a hike, scum! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Chonshu/Chonrei/Duck/Franco/Hon Fu/Kim/Sokaku | Now you understand the strength of Capoeira! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Geese/Yamazaki | I hate evil people! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Try it again, buster! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Glad to have pushed your face in, Joe. Thank you! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Gee, I've never mixed it up with a woman before. It kind of hurt. Ouch! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Yes! I beat Terry! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Blue Mary/Bob/Duck/Franco | Hmmph. What a cream puff. |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Sokaku/Terry/Yamazaki | You got me too riled, pal! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei/Geese/Hon Fu/Kim/Mai | Hah, hah, hah. Buzz off! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu | Pump more iron, little bro. |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | I'm sick of all these wimps. |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Duck/Hon Fu | Just roll over and play dead. I'm bleeding invincible! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Sokaku/Terry/Yamazaki | Now you know my power! |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary/Bob/Chonshu/Franco/Joe/Kim | Just too weak! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei | Junior, you've met your match. |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | Over so soon? Geez. Back to the rocker, old guy! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | You fight well for a girl. Sadly, I'm just too tough! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Chonshu/Sokaku | As often as you replay it, the end is the same, baby! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Chonrei/Geese/Yamazaki | I am Duck, hear me roar! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob/Franco/Hon Fu/Joe/Kim | Bellissima, baby. |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | With that dance, you had to lose! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Sorry about your nose. It'll heal, though. |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Understand my power now? You capped cream puff! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Bob/Chonshu/Hon Fu/Kim | Okay, that's all for today! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Chonrei/Geese/Yamazaki | Now go to sleep, junior. |
| Win Quote vs. Duck/Sokaku | I have no time for losers. |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | Go home, slick, and play catch with your rug rat! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Call me the "King of Punch." |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Oh, go home, honey. |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Like the taste of my fist, Terry? You twerp! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | Bogard, you were even weaker than I imagined! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy | Billy, hit the showers. What a loser! |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary | Your ancestors were strong... So, what's your problem? |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Capoeira? That's just for big loser wimps like you! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei | So this is the scroll's power. Nothing but nonsense. |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu | Yet another rat to rub out! |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | I bet you're just a wimp, too. |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | How 'bout using your strength for me, for evil! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | And don't let me see you again! You silly little wannabe! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | I don't care if you're a cop. A weenie is still a weenie! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Hey, we've battled before. Maybe not. Wa, hah, hah! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | You were adequate. But no match for me. |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | Take up knitting, weenie! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | Hmm. That was interesting. Laugh, clown, laugh. |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | That's all you've got? Geez! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Another rat for extermination. |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Billy/Chonrei/Franco/Hon Fu | Nothing but weaklings. I could just win it all! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob/Chonshu/Duck/Joe/Sokaku | Hey, not bad, pardner. |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | Whooee! That Geese was one tough hombre. Whew! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | Whew. Glad I got rid of that Kim dude! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Not bad for a filly. How 'bout lunch sometime? |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Wow, I beat Terry. Now I can really brag! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Now you just go home, kid. |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | Well, beefcake, head on back to Japan! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy | Uwaaaaah! "Defeat?" What's that mean? |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary | Hey, no one said stun guns were allowed in this match! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Am I the ultimate, or what? |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei | Your little brother's stronger! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu | If you're this sad, your brother must be pathetic! |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | Hey, Duck, if you keep losing like this, you should consider hanging up your feathers! |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | You've got a nice kick, but you're no match for me! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | What, finished already? What a gyp! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | Yeah, you certainly were good. I'll give you that! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | What a wimp! And never mimic me again! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | Yeah, my footwork is just too much. Right, meat? |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | If you were cuter, you'd make quite a catch! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | Heh, you were strong. Not!! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Wow, Terry! You've sure become a weenie! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Orah, orah! Joe wins again! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Duck/Franco | Keep on practicing! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Chonrei/Geese/Yamazaki | The fists are for justice, pal! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob/Joe | Thanks for the experience. |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu/Sokaku | I'm gonna teach you justice! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | Go home and sew yourself up! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | Give up? Good. Now make like a tree and take a hike, ya runt. |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Are you okay? I tried to hold back. |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Like my new moves, Terry? |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | Ahem, try reading the Shiranui scrolls, OK? |
| Win Quote vs. Billy | In Ninja Arts, we Shiranui have no equal. Got it? |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary | Wow, losing to you would be an insult. So I guess I won't lose, cutey! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Don't forget, Bob. If I win, you buy me dinner later. Hee, hee. |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei | Wow, you're pretty strong for a rug rat. For a moment, I thought I was going to lose. |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu | I'm pretty strong, junior. You understand that, right? |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | Next time, let's just have a dance contest. Ouch! |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | Wow, you were tough, gramps. I'm drained. Phew! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | With moves like mine, Geese will be history! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | Yes! Call me No. 1! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | All that alligator meat has made you weak! |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | You were tough, but no match for the mighty Shiranui. Whoa, ho, ho. |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | Thank God I'm single! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | Now you know what it's like to fight a Shiranui! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Whaddya think? Great, huh? |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Well, who's next? |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | Heh, heh, heh. I thought so. The Shiranui's power is spent. |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Blue Mary/Bob/Duck/Franco/Hon Fu/Joe/Kim | Geez. What a loser! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei/Chonshu | Rely on the scrolls, die by the scrolls. |
| Win Quote vs. Geese/Terry/Yamazaki | I'll bury you with this battle! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | If your ancestors saw your performance, they'd cry their eyes out! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | Your end is near. Take a long, slow hike, tweedle-dee! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy | You've lost your stuff, dweeb! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy | You sure can move your pole. But to think you could beat me? |
| Win Quote vs. Blue Mary | OK! If I win, it's a date! Don't forget now, right?! |
| Win Quote vs. Bob | Next time, let's just get a hot dog or something! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonrei | Take a slow boat back to China! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu | I just can't win with this devil inside me. Aaaoooh! |
| Win Quote vs. Duck | You sure've improved, Duck. But beat me? Nice one! |
| Win Quote vs. Franco | Feel my gray-power punch! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | G, G, G... Geese! You're mine! |
| Win Quote vs. Hon Fu | Wow, you're pretty strong. You might even be better than the famous Kim! |
| Win Quote vs. Joe | Hey, Joe. Sure you can make your way to the title now? |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | Hey, butch, you're strong. You can take me on anytime! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai | After this, you'll be glad to stay in the kitchen, Mai! |
| Win Quote vs. Sokaku | If I let you show your stuff, you could be No. 1. Not! |
| Win Quote vs. Terry | Now you know my real power! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Yamazaki, your tricks no longer have punch! |
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| Win Quote vs. Andy/Bob/Duck/Hon Fu/Sokaku | Take a hike. I don't have time for scum like you! |
| Win Quote vs. Billy/Chonrei/Terry | What a loser. Don't show your face again! |
| Win Quote vs. Chonshu/Joe/Franco | Being this strong is a natural buzz. Kids, don't do drugs! |
| Win Quote vs. Geese | Heh, heh, heh. Your time is over, grandpa. |
| Win Quote vs. Kim | I hate guys who don't bathe! Now I'll clean your clock! |
| Win Quote vs. Mai/Blue Mary | Done so soon, sweetie? It was just getting fun! |
| Win Quote vs. Yamazaki | Get lost, or I'll kill you! |