Viewtiful Joe: Yaaa-hoo! You got beat bad, monster! You got put down by the hottest, rockingest hero in the world: me, Viewtiful Joe! You're lucky it was me and not some third-string stunt double!
Viewtiful Joe: Yo-yo-yo! What's goin' on!? Is the dimensional balance shifting again? No way! This can't be happening! The Science Ninja! And Casshern! And that cool guy Polymer! I'm not gonna be able to fight with all those kick-ass Japanese anime guys again!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Ken the Eagle: That guy never stopped talking for a minute.
Polymer: I kind of liked him. He had spirit.
Casshern: He was an interesting character. Maybe... we might run into him again?
Ken the Eagle: Yes, even though he was a chatterbox, he's still a hero, and a darn good one at that!
|Win Quote||"With a last-minute turnaround, the hero gets the girl and saves the day!" That's the way all stories should end!Awesome, I am simply too awesome! Today, I'm spittin' hot fire!C'mon, [your partner], say it with me! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO, BABY!I'm hot, I'm cool, I'm groovy! Who's the most viewtiful hero around? That's right, yours truly!No one can stop Viewtiful Joe! Well... Except for Silvia, maybe...Oh darn, my bad! Hang on for a sec. You think I can have a do-over? We gotta have a cooler ending than that! Pretty please?Sorry, [your opponent]! The moment you became the enemy of Viewtiful Joe was the moment fate decided that you would lose!Yeeeeeah, baby! It's so viewtiful!|
|Win Quote vs. Alex||Hey, hey, you big slowpoke! You can't block what you can't keep up with!|
|Win Quote vs. Batsu||Puh-lease! Hot-tempered guys like you are just so passť! You're gonna have to be hot and cool like me, if you wanna stay in fashion!|
|Win Quote vs. Casshern||"If Casshern can't do it, who can?" Are you kidding me? That's an easy one! The answer is yours truly, Viewtiful Joe!|
|Win Quote vs. Chun Li||I didn't think "Superhero Gets Beat by Woman" would sound good in the headlines! Sorry, lady!|
|Win Quote vs. Doronjo||Too bad, lady! You got the looks, the smarts, and the toughness, but I got the win!|
|Win Quote vs. Frank||You... A hero...? I don't think you really belong here, do you?|
|Win Quote vs. Gold Lightan||Thanks for the fight, Lightan! Six Majin would definitely wanna learn some of your brutal moves!|
|Win Quote vs. Ippatsuman||Some day we gotta team up, dude. You and I could take on the whole world!|
|Win Quote vs. Joe the Condor||That was one red-hot rumble! But you know, you don't gotta hit me so hard!|
|Win Quote vs. Jun the Swan||Wooow! ♪ A perfect mix of shy and sexy! You're really something! (Man, Silvia could learn a thing or two from her...)|
|Win Quote vs. Kaijin no Soki||Um, dude... Here's some advice. It may happen in the movies, but that blonde hair and huge sword doesn't really scream "samurai!"|
|Win Quote vs. Karas||I only got one thing to say to ya, bub. Speed alone won't satisfy the crowd! If you wanna be a hero, you're gonna need some personality!|
|Win Quote vs. Ken the Eagle||Hey, if you guys have an opening, ring me up! Whether it's a horned owl, a swallow or heck, even a condor, I'd fit the bill!|
|Win Quote vs. Megaman Volnutt||Man, you got so many awesome attachments! I'm kinda envious that you got all those cool weapons...|
|Win Quote vs. Morrigan||Sorry lady, but I've got too many older, bat-guano crazy women in my life as it is!|
|Win Quote vs. Polymer||Whoa, the real Polymer!? H-O-T! Hey, hey, can you sign my helmet!? Make it out to "Joe, my No. 1 fan!"|
|Win Quote vs. PTX-40A||...Hey, you promised! You said you'd let me ride in that big robot! And I wanna get my picture taken too!|
|Win Quote vs. Roll||A cute robot girl who's also a maid? You know, there's such a thing as overkill.|
|Win Quote vs. Ryu||Hey... Hey... You're pretty beastly! Y-You sure you're human?|
|Win Quote vs. Saki||Wait, you're really part of the Earth Defense Squad!? I thought you were just cosplaying!|
|Win Quote vs. Tekkaman||Y-Y-You're Tekkaman!? Really!? Sweet! I see you all the time when they show reruns!|
|Win Quote vs. Tekkaman Blade||Don't be so glum, chum! You tried to finish me off with that Voltekka beam and... Wait up. Did I just lose?|
|Win Quote vs. Viewtiful Joe||Whoa, it's a fake me! But yo, the level of detail is off the charts! I guess imitation IS flattery.|
|Win Quote vs. Yatterman-1||You're a hero of justice, but your lines are lame! But you did make a pretty good entrance!|
|Win Quote vs. Yatterman-2||Now that's how a heroine's gotta be! Maybe you and Silvia can swap places? ...No? Dang.|
|Win Quote vs. Zero||Haha! And a new rival enters the ring! Your buddy X is gonna be green with envy, dude!|
|Assist End||It's on you!|
|Defeat||Ooh... that one hurt!|
|Desperado||Come on, Six Machine! Six Cannon!|
|Groovy Upper (Hard)||Upper! One more!|
|Groovy Upper (Light/Medium)||Upper!|
|Mach Speed||Mach Speed! Viewtiful!|
|Match Start||Henshin a go-go, baby!Woah! You're a real hero? For real?You will stop your evil ways!...Did I say that right?|
|Taunt||C'mon, baby!Come on already!Scared yet?|
|Viewtiful God Hand||Sllooooooow! Ya like that?|
|Win Quote||Man, I sure hope somebody caught that on camera.Newsflash! Viewtiful Joe's kicking butt and taking names! So, um... what was your name again?Oh, crap! I'm late for my date with Sylvia! She's gonna kill me!|
|Win Quote vs. She-Hulk||I'm realizing I like really tall women. Also, I'm totally cool with the whole green thing.|
|Win Quote vs. Spider-Man||I can see the headline for the next Bugle: "Mystery Hero Saves the Day! Not Your Average Joe!"|
|Win Quote vs. Wolverine||Duuuude! You're the REAL Wolverine! Can I get a picture? An autograph? Also, let's hear that SNIKT!|
|Match Start vs. Nova||Whoa! Nova! Can I have your autograph?|
|Victory vs. Nova||Hey, think you could put in a good word for me with the Nova Corps?|
|Win Quote vs. Nova||Dude, that helmet rocks! I think we're kindred spirits. We should team up... but you're the sidekick. Ya dig?|